Week 7 Recap

I don't even know what to say about this week. I can't even make fun of Bhavik, what is wrong with the world?

Results
2. Mud Eaters def 1. Team Canuckistan (by 47.15 points)
6. The DAWGS def 3. Red Tiger (by 22.55 points)
4. The Ox def 8. Disciples of Eleven (by 28.50 points)
10. themadoompaloompas def 5. Las Tortugas Negras (by 20.65 points)
7. Carnegie PantyRaiders def 9. Core Protection II (by 0.15 points)

Record Update
Carnegie PantyRaiders (McDermott): Smallest margin of victory - 0.15 points against Core Protection II (Varn)
Previous record of 0.30 points was held by Red Tiger (Lee) over Las Tortugas Negras (Wilson) in Week 1 of the 2010 season

Record Watch
Core Protection (Varn) has now tied themadoompaloompas' (Patel) record of 5 losses in a row.

Conference Stats
SFC vs. NFC record: 6-9
SFC Total Points: 3331.10
NFC Total Points: 3427.25

Analysis of the Week
This week's featured stat is sponsored by Being Fed Up With Bullshit Defenses^TM!! Here is an analysis of the two most underrated positions in fantasy football, kickers and defenses. I've compiled each team's total points in these categories, as well as their weekly average. I was feeling artsy, so the highest scorers are highlighted with warm colors (because they are "hot," see what I did there??) and the lowest scorers are highlighted with cool colors. Enjoy.

Rank/Team Name	K	K Avg	DEF	D Avg
Mud Eaters	47	6.64	83	11.86
Team Canuckistan	64	9.14	24	3.43
Red Tiger	59	8.36	60	8.57
The Ox	67	9.50	69	9.86
The DAWGS	74	10.57	75	10.72
Carnegie PantyRaiders	55	7.79	71	10.14
Las Tortugas Negras	72	10.29	61	8.71
Core Protection II	45	6.36	84	12.00
Disciples of Eleven	52	7.36	92	13.14
themadoompaloompas	38	5.43	106	15.14

As you can see, all my defenses combined over the first 7 weeks don't even add up to Taylor's Redskins D this week. Seriously, WTF is this.

Anyway, enjoy the rest of this retarded faggot ni- (caught myself there sorry Quinton) week, see you in week 8, etc etc.

-Jon