Saturday, October 16, 2010

Picks: Week 6

Alright it is time to admit it. I'm not a good picker. Its out. I just cannot account for the upsets and players not performing the way it looks they will. So this week I will be trying an whole new strategy. See if you can figure it out. On an unrelated note, this week is the first week of the season where all five games are SFC vs. NFC. Should be interesting.

Game of the Week: Team Canuckistan vs. The Carnegie PantyRaiders
The top scoring team vs. the second best team in points for. What an appropriate interleague matchup. The difference between these two teams of course is their record. Team Canuckistan is top in the SNFL with a 4-1 record, while The Carnegie PantyRaiders are 2-3. A win over Team Canuckistan would be nice for the PantyRaiders' playoff hopes but Team Canuckistan does not give up wins easily.
Who wins it: Team Canuckistan
Why?: Their team is absolutely stacked. They consistently have scored over 100 points and their one loss came from a miracle against The Disciples of Eleven. Don't bank on it happening this week.
Margin of Victory: 5 points

Game 2: Core Protection vs. themadoompaloompas
themadoompaloompas sport the worsts losing streak of all time (L5) while Core Protection has been on a downhill slide since week 2 and has the second worst losing streak in the SNFL (L3). Basically, both teams need a win this week, but only one can get it. Core Protection claims his season is turning arounde with increased production at WR and RB, but only time will tell. themadoompaloompas have put up respectable scores at times but for what?
Who wins it: Core Protection
Why?: I know I'm picking myself here but its themadoompaloompas. Besides I have Jamaal Charles who is now the starting RB for Kansas City $$$$$$.
Margin of Victory: 10 points

Game 3: The DAWGS vs. Las Tortugas Negras
The DAWGS are hoping their new picture can bring them immortality. Las Tortguas Negras are hoping their new picture will make it a little more obvious what their team name means. Las Tortugas Negras are on a two game winning streak and hoping to turn their season around. A win against The DAWGS would be huge.
Who wins it: Las Tortugas Negras
Why?: This team has momentum and is operating at full capacity. The DAWGS on the otherhand have suffered trade rapes from The Mud Eaters as well as three players on bye this week.
Margin of Victory: 10 points

Game 4: The Champ of 2009 (The Ox?) vs. Red Tiger
The Champ of 2009 just came off the highest score of the season. Red Tiger just two weeks ago was hailed as a dark horse SNFL Title contender. Now they are on a two week losing streak and need a win to keep this playoff talk alive. This game should be very interesting due to both teams inconsistency.
Who wins it: Red Tiger
Why?: You know... I just feel it in my gut.
Margin of Victory: 5 points

Game 5: The Mud Eaters vs. The Disciples of Eleven
Is Garrick a giant killer? After posting the worst score of all time in Week 1 he has since gone on to take down the rank 1 in points for (Team Canuckistan) and rank 2 in points for (The Carnegie PantyRaiders). Now they look to take down the rank 3 in points for and solidify their giant killing abilities. Can it be done? Last week The Mud Eaters proved that their team is more than just Arian Foster with a big win over themadoompaloompas.
Who wins it: The Disciples of Eleven
Why?: He's a giant killer. I haven't been able to pick him on the big games so this week I think I got it... Yeah that's it.
Margin of Victory: 5 points

I'm going to stop naming largest margin of victory and smallest because you can figure that stuff out yourself. Also I feel like it effects what points I put down because I don't like putting ties down for largest and smallest. Good luck tomorrow everyone!

SFC PRIDE

-Fred

4 comments:

  1. Damn straight SFC wins all 5 this week

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  2. SFC sucks! All these picks are wrong, no exceptions!

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  3. Fred if you keep believing in retarded shit like momentum, the "needs" of the owner, and defense, you will keep getting shitty results. At least, if you stop using those things as evidence, maybe your picks wouldn't look skewed each week.

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  4. Jaime idk if you noticed but Fred has been pretty much flipping a coin on picks anyway. It's almost impossible to predict all the ridiculous tuff that happens every week so any picks made won't have much justification regardless

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