12 Questions: Week 1

1. Team Canuckistan: Would they be willing to trade their PWC Championship to prevent this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTwx0poFmmo) from ever happening?

2. Eleven'sElevenElevolutionaries: Is it possible for this team to have a worst opening game than last year?

3. Can't Spell Elite Without Eli: But could you not also spell unreliable?

4. The DAWGS: Would it piss you off if I said this is my preseason favorite to win the PWC Bowl?

5. THE TACO KINGS: Can the SNFL cash in on some more NFL.com Shop discounts now that we’re clearly an equal opportunity employer?

6. Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe: Now the question becomes, what exactly IS over Dwayne Bowe? And can it unlock the secret to beating The DAWGS?

7. The Ox: Will Sidney Rice be last year’s Larry Fitzgerald?

8. Carnegie PantyRaiders: I see debates on whether Tom Brady or Peyton Manning is more important for the Patriots or Colts, but shouldn’t the debate really be on whether Peyton Manning is more important to the Colts or this team?

9. themadoompaloompas: Did the flex leave less well known players on the free agency  market, or did having a new competent owner at this year draft do that?

10. The Lance Armstrongs: If they defeat Team Canuckistan in a week 1 matchup… well, who’ll be laughing now?

11. Las Tortugas Negras: What will be harder to figure out: whether this team is any good or what color turtle they’ll end up being?

12. Q: What’s the worse: being the last place team in the SNFL preseason ranking or being the first ever team to be on page 2 on Microsoft Word for 10 questions?

-Taylor