Since Taylor is gay and Jonathan won't post his Power Rankings until someone posts 10 Q's here is my take of the classic article:
*1. Mud Eaters: Is Jonathan gay?
*2. Team Canuckistan: Why IS the owner of this team so gay?
*3.The Ox: Jonathan's penis is rumored to be approximately 4 inches but is it true?
4. Carnegie PantyRaiders: Why is this team so lucky?
5. Core Protection: Why is the owner of this team so damn fine?
6. Red Tiger: If Jonathan is gay in the middle of a forest and no one is there to hear him is he still gay?
7. The DAWGS: Why is Cooper so afraid of the water? Is he like Jonathan (gay)?
8. Eleven's Chosen Ones: Why the FUCK were you done with exams before I was done with classes?
9. Las Tortugas Negras: If I told you that Jonathan used the word niggers in every other sentence would you be mad at him?
10. themadoompaloompas: Is Bhavik really small or just Iodine deficient?
There you go. The special edition of 10 Q's.
*- indicates playoff berth
-Fred
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