1. Team Canuckistan: Even the famed Core Protection defense couldn't stop this team from getting 100 points. And if CP wasn't able to do it, who will?
2. Mud Eaters: It wouldn't be considered far-fetched to say that Arian Foster can carry this team for the entire season. I would even bet on it.
3. Red Tiger: Chris Johnson has shown he isn't immortal. This week, John's team has done the same. A good sign for the other SNFL members, but it would not be wise to underestimate them. We've all seen what that did after preseason rankings.
4. The DAWGS: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL LORD BRADY!!!!!!1!!!!11!!111 PATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
5. Carnegie PantyRaiders: The magic number here is two. Two wins, two losses, streak of W2, 2nd in Points For, 2nd in Points Against. This is arguably the fastest rising team in the SNFL right now. I would not want to play them next.
6. Core Protection: This defense is more overrated than Brett Favre. But on a positive note, they finally moved up out of last place in points this week.
7. The Champ of 2009: After this team's Defensive Monopoly System was crushed by bye weeks, they decided to downsize from four (4) defenses to three (3). Wasn't enough to earn a win though, as they were clearly outperformed by the PantyRaiders this week.
8. Las Tortugas Negras: This team would be completely unable to compete without Antonio Gates. But hey, a win is a win, and this week was their first. Congrats on finally losing your win-virginity, now you can join the rest of us and make fun of Bhavik's team.
9. The Elevolutionaries: Things seemed to have turned around after this team upset #1 ranked Team Canuckistan in Week 3. Now we can all see that may have just been a fluke. This team needs to develop more consistency if they intend on making playoffs.
10. themadoompaloompas: At what point do we stop wondering *when* they will win a game and start wondering *if* they will win a game? I had confidence in this team, but after an abysmal performance in Week 4, that's all out the window.
-Jon
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