What We've Learned

Here is the Week 3 installment of What We've Learned. Note that it's a lot shorter than the last one, because I'm feeling lazy today. So here goes.

Red Tiger:
• Preseason rankings don't mean shit
• You fuck with an asian, you lose

Team Canuckistan:
• It is physically impossible for me to score less than 100 points
• Colts receivers are my kryptonite

Mud Eaters:
• Having a penis for an icon will only get you so far
• Kevin does a very good PantyRaiders impression, losing on Monday night

The DAWGS:
• There may still be hope for NFC owners not named Kevin
• Taylor loves Da Bears

The Champ of 2009:
• No matter how much you sabotage your chances, you can still win games
• Backups? Who needs backups?

Core Protection:
• Defense doesn't win championships
• You can score less points than everyone else and still be in playoff contention

Carnegie PantyRaiders:
• All bad luck ends eventually
• There appears to be a direct correlation between gayness of team name and amount of losses earned (Coincidence that his first win came after he stopped being known as the FudgePackers? I think not)

The Elevolutionaries
• Opponents: The bigger they are, the harder they fall
• If Garrick had a QB he could be unstoppable

Las Tortugas Negras
• You can't really sink any lower than losing to a team with 4 defenses
• Then again, 3 tight ends isn't much better (or is it... giggity giggity)

themadoompaloompas
• We're in Week 3 now, you can't blame Nick for everything anymore
• Hey I'll trade you Reggie Bush and the Titans Defense for Adrian Peterson

-Jon