Poetry Corner: Ode to Garrett

While searching for fossils in the Australian Highlands, I came across several haiku poems, written in Mesopotamian cuneiform and engraved into the side of a five-ton slab of solid marble. I thought I would share them with you this evening. Here are just a few of these poems.

Garrett, oh Garrett!

I praise thine Leg of Justice

For a week 2 win.

O Exalted One!

When I win the Bowl, it will

All be thanks to you.

Both your actions and

uniform mark you as Saint-

Our Lord and Savior.

But forgive me G,

 For thou art not on my team.

James was too quick.

Watching the Saints game,

I see Garrett's field goal, and

Get an erection.

-Jon