Sunday, October 23, 2011

Picks of the Week

Sorry I put this up a lot later than I told you I would but at least I'm making an effort to do this since Fred is too lazy to do this, that slacker. Before I begin, I just want to tell you that I don't try to favor or go against anyone. So let's get started with this week's set of picks. I will also put stats and facts in here starting next week, but since I sort of waited to the last minute, I won't be doing it this week because I know how anxiously you guys have been waiting for this week's picks from yours truly.

Game of the Week: The DAWGS vs. Core Protection
Look at this match up: you got Taylor (4-2), who probably has the most well rounded team in the league, going against a beastly team of Fred (4-2). This game could possibly be a preview of the PWC Bowl this year.

The DAWGS
Key Players: All WR's
Jennings against MIN, Austin against STL, and Little against SEA.........do I really need to say much? You have Rodgers who is most likely going to have a field day on the Vikings defense; we all know the ball is going to Jennings deep down the field a couple of times. I also see the same thing happening with Romo and Austin against a weak Rams team. And let's not forget about the Little guy (see what I did there). He is starting to make a name for himself by putting up some big numbers and look for him to continue you this against a poor Seattle defense.

Setbacks: Steven Jackson
One player whose match up I don't like too much is Jackson. Even though they have to rely on the run game since Bradford isn't playing well, Jackson won't get much yards against the Dallas defense, who ranks 1st in the league in rush defense.

Core Protection
Key Players: Ray Rice and Darren Sproles
Monday Night Football will be all about Rice. Jacksonville has a good rush defense but it's not good enough to contain Rice. After 5 weeks of play, Rice has put up an average of about 19 points. He will continue to live up to his first round status and get at least 20 points. 
Sproles, he can run, he can catch, he can make something out of nothing. Though he is more of a flex player, he has a very good match up this week against a poor Indy defense. Look out for Sproles to get a good bit of yards from running the ball and off of screen plays.

Setbacks: Shonn Greene and Vincent Jackson
Fred was already screwed this week because of byes and now Sexy Rex decides to start LT over Greene? I know he had his troll face on for that one. I don't see Greene to put up very good numbers because of this decision by Rex. Jackson is probable at the moment but he is most likely going to play. That's good but he still has to pay a visit to Revis Island this week as he plays against the Jets. Jackson won't live up to the WR1 status and will put up little points for Fred.

Players to watch out for: Both TEs
Yeah, I'm saying look out for the TEs. Both teams are equal but how the TEs play could determine who wins this. Now you guys think I'm crazy but hear me out. Taylor has Benjamin Watson going against Seattle. That is a very good match up for him but Watson is known to drop easy catches. And there is Fred's newly acquired TE, Fred Davis. He's the new starting TE so obviously his value goes up. And who does he play? Carolina. So he should put up good numbers right? Not so much. Though he is projected to have a good game, Carolina, believe it or not, actually has a good pass defense, ranking 11th in the league.

Final decision: This is actually a tough decision but in the end, I have to go with The DAWGS. His team just has to good of a match up this week. I see him barely winning this week by 4.7 points.


Upset Alert: Eleven'sElevenElevolutionaries vs. themadoompaloompas
Wait, hold up, whoa there. Garlic beating Bhavik? Can't happen.....except for this week. Garlic's players has good match ups this week and Bhavik's does too, sort of.

Eleven'sElevenElevolutionaries
Key Players: Ryan Torain, Chris Johnson, Steve Smith (CAR)
Torain is going up against one of the worst rush defenses in the league in Carolina. He's definitely going to have a field day over the Panthers. Chris Johnson hasn't done too well this season so far, but I'm feeling a huge game out of him this week against the Texans. Smith is that deep threat that Newton loves to throw to and is pretty much his favorite target.

Setback: None


Players to watch out for: Roddy White
You need to keep an eye out for White. He hasn't been playing very well at all for a starting WR and the way Ryan is playing doesn't help either. I see the Lions/Falcons game being a battle between the QBs, so things can turn around for White. Plus, Jones is hurt so White's value goes up some.


themadoompaloompas
Key Players: Tony Gonzalez
Yeah, the tight end. Bhavik really doesn't have much going for him this week looking at his team's match ups. Anyways, Gonzalez is always a reliable target for Ryan. The veteran TE is a huge threat in the red zone as he is Ryan's favorite target down there.

Setbacks: Felix Jones/RB2 slot and Larry Fitzgerald
Well obviously we know why Jones is a setback: he's out for this week's game. Now, Larry (not Zach's girlfriend) is basically the Cards offense along with Wells. But that may not be true this week. Shitsburgh has the top pass defense in the league and can shut the Fitz down this week

Players to watch out for: Adrian Peterson and Tim Tebow
Why is AP on this? Because he is running up against a top 5 rush defense in the Packers, that's why. With that being said, AP can still put up some good points since the Vikings doesn't have a good passing game and is starting a rookie at QB this week. Speaking of new starting QBs, it's Tebow Time. Tebow is going against one of the worst pass defenses in Miami, but in previous performances, he hasn't played too well, being very inaccurate majority of the time.

Final Decision
Well I said it at the beginning but I have Garlic winning his first game of the season just because Bhavik's team isn't looking too hot this week. Garlic wins it by 23.5 points

LasTortugas NegrasHwangsaeg vs. The Ox
Your SNFL leader versus the guy who cried for help for his franchise after starting off 2-4. The Black Turtles have been able to start off with a 5-1 start to the season with his mess of a team and looks to keep the top spot in the SNFL for at least another week after being screwed over this week because of byes.

LasTortugas NegrasHwangsaeg
Key Players: Rashad Mendenhall and Darrius Heyward-Bey
Mendenhall has been a ghost this whole season but ironically, it takes a hamstring injury to cause him to have a huge game last week. Look for him to put up the same numbers this week against the Cards defense. DHB this week goes their against division rival, the Chiefs. With Carson Palmer behind the center, this looks to be a good matchup for DHB.

Setback: Matt Ryan
So much for being amazing like I expected him to be. Ryan hasn't been able to put up good numbers this year and now he has to face the Lions, who is 6th in the league in pass defense. This does not bode well for Ryan. The one thing that will get to him is that Lions Silver Lining. They will get to Ryan and throw him off his game, not that he really ever was on it.

Players to watch for: Maurice Morris and Montario Hardesty
With Best hurt, will Morris be able to replace Best and put up the same numbers as he did? Morris will have to go up against a tough Atlanta rush defense as well as their poor pass defense. Hardesty is in the same position as Morris. He too is going up against a tough Seattle rush defense.

The Ox
Key Players: Pierre Garcon and Matt Forte
Garcon and Forte are really the only good thing going for The Ox. Forte is the Bears team, as well as Ryan's. Forte carries the Bears offense and will continue to do so until he gets injured. Garcon is like one of the last weapons left in Indy, that I know of. I haven't really been keeping up with them so I don't know. If that is true, then Garcon will be putting up some good numbers.

Setbacks: Peyton Hillis and Sebastian Janikowski
Hillis is hurt and most likely not going to be starting and even if he does, he's not going to be getting touches like he has been throughout the season. The Raiders just signed a new kicker, meaning that Janikowski also most likely will not be playing this week.

Players to watch out for: Brandon Lloyd
Sam Bradford has had a pretty bad season so far and so has Lloyd. But with the both of them together, this may be something good. Lloyd already knows McDaniels' system and Bradford now has a legit WR to throw to. And then playing against a Dallas pass defense makes things better as well. Bradford has the tool, now let's just see if he will be able to use it, giggety.

Final Decision
Like I said before, the only good things going for The Ox are Forte and Garcon. Even though LasTortugas NegrasHwangsaeg's team doesn't live up to the status of leader of the SNFL, he will get lucky and find a way to pull out another win and stay the leader among the pack. LasTortugas NegrasHwangsaeg wins it over The Ox by 12.3 points

Team Canuckistan vs. Mud Eaters
Uh-oh! PWC Bowl II rematch! Will Kevin get his revenge or will Jonathan just show him how Canadians do it, eh?

Team Canuckistan
Key Players: Tony Romo, Jackie Battle, Calvin Johnson, and Saints Defense
Romo is like Garcia: he either has a good game or a bad one. There's never an in-between. But this week, Romo is going to having a good week against the Rams, putting up some big numbers. Battle is now the feature back in the Kansas City backfield and unlike Jones and McCluster, he actually is good. As he goes up against a so-so Oakland defense and having a weak QB in Cassell, look for the Chiefs to use Battle. Do I really need to say much about Calvin Johnson? I mean he goes by Megatron. Why? I don't know. Doesn't matter who he goes up against, he will catch the ball if it's thrown his way. And going against a weak Atlanta defense just makes thing so much better for him. With all the problems at the QB position and a new RB coming in, this looks to be a good match up for the Saints defense. Plus, it's hard to play in the Big Easy.

Setbacks: James Starks
Going up against a tough rush defense in Minnesota, I really don't see much success for Starks. He is a good RB but I don't think he has what it take to get past this defense.

Players to watch for: Percy Harvin
With Ponder making his first career start, Harvin's value does go down some. But there is some upside to this: believe it or not, the Packers are 31st in the league in pass defense. So if Ponder gets his protection and doesn't let the pressure and jitters get to him, Harvin could have a good game.

Mud Eaters
Key Players: Matthew Stafford
Stafford has been hot all season long and will continue to do so against the Falcons. Look for Stafford to torch the Falcons' pass defense.

Setbacks: Deangelo Williams
Williams hasn't have a good season at all this year except for one game. And the fact that Cam Newton is having a lot of success in the passing game is causing the Panthers to do more passing plays rather than use the Williams/Stewart combo.

Players to watch for: Maurice Jones-Drew, Marques Colston, and Brandon Marshall
MJD is good but I don't know if he can be very successful against a top 3 rush defense in the Ravens. But at the same time, the Jags really doesn't have a pass game so they will pretty much have to use MJD and hope he can make some big plays. Now Colston and Marshall are good receivers but I have a problem with the both of them. Colston is a Saint WR and every week, a different receiver has a good game. And with Marshall, he drops catches. They both have good match ups, Brees just needs to be feeling Colston this week and Marshall just needs to catch the ball.

Final Decision
Looking at the match ups for each team, they are pretty much equal, but there is one thing that prevents Kevin from winning: Williams. Honestly, this is a tough match up to choose from but because of the Williams' disappointing performance so far in the season and Cam's surprising play, Jonathan will win this rematch by 10.5 points.

Q vs Carnegie Panty Raiders
Man, this too is a good match up. Both sides are pretty much equal, with just about that same amount of strong and weak players for this week. Let's look deeper into this and see who will end up on top.

Q
Key Players: Aaron Rodgers, Darren McFadden, and Dwayne Bowe
Rodgers is making a name for himself as an elite QB in the NFL. He is going to continue to do so and just dominate over the Vikings, putting up some huge numbers for John Ree. Being the reason why his team is ranked 2nd in the league in rush offense, DMC will have no problem to continue to carry John Ree's team as they have been the past few weeks. Now I did say that Battle will be the one who will get the ball since the Cassell isn't doing too hot, but there will be a time for the Chiefs to throw the ball and with a star WR in Bowe and no Asomugha to stop him, Bowe should put up some good numbers against the Raiders poor pass defense.

Setbacks: Santonio Holmes
Sanchez's games are also a hit or miss, mainly misses and with a match up against the Chargers, I don't see him doing well. This hurts Holmes, decreasing his value some. And too make things worse, the Chargers are ranked 2nd in the league in pass defense.

Players to watch out for: Daniel Thomas and Marshawn Lynch
Thomas and Lynch both have had a couple of good games but for the most part aren't anything better than a flex player. But both Thomas and Lynch have a pretty good match up this weak against a weak Denver rush defense and a weak Cleveland rush defense respectively. Hopefully for Q, they will be able to pull out a 3rd good game for the season

Carnegie Panty Raiders
Key Players: Ryan Mathews and Eric Decker
Jets are known for their amazing defense, especially their rush defense....not this year. Only 28th in the season in rush defense, things look well for Mathews. With Lloyd gone and going up against a poor pass defense in Miami, Deckers value goes up. Since there is no kind of shutdown corner in Miami to stop him, look for him to put up some big numbers this week.

Setbacks: Mike Thomas
Gabbert isn't looking too hot for the moment, mainly because of a bad O-line, and I definitely don't expect him to do well against a top defense in the Ravens. Ravens will not back down and go hard at him, so Thomas won't be able to put up good numbers because of this.

Players to watch out for: Lance Moore
Like I said before, different Saints WRs have success every week. It has been 4 weeks since his big game; so will this week be his next big one?

Final Decision
I would pick Jaime over just about anyone in the league but not against John Ree. Rodgers and DMC will both have good games and carry his team to another victory, beating Jaime by 9.75 points.

THE TACO KINGS vs. The Lance Armstrongs
As Taylor said, this is the Expansion Bowl. Both team have a 2-4 record and have been made fun of basically the whole season.

THE TACO KINGS
Key Players: Arian Foster and Dez Bryant
Arian Foster always puts up good numbers and unless his hammy gets hurt again then he should continue to have success against the Titans. I already said that Romo is going to have a good game, so he will be sharing some of the glory with Bryant.

Setbacks: Jonathan Stewart and Kicker
Well at the moment, Mex has no kicker and those extra points can be the difference between a win and a lost, so yes Jaime it does matter whether or not you start you kicker. If Williams isn't having any success on the ground, his back up isn't going to have success neither; otherwise, he'd be starting.

Players to watch out for: Antonio Gates and Demarco Murray
Gates has been having that foot injury but if the pain isn't too bad, he will play through the pain. This will be his first start in a while so we will see if that has affected his game at all. Plus, it really doesn't help that he's going against a tough Jets defense. Murray has taken over the starting spot for the Cowboys and should have a good game against the Rams after seeing how well he has played when he ran the ball in previous games.

The Lance Armstrongs
Key Players: Drew Brees, Michael Turner, Mike Wallace
Brees is playing pretty good so far and going against a weak Indy pass defense should allow him to put up some good points for Ian. With poor play from Ryan, Turner has been able to help out by getting yards on the ground for Atlanta and going against this 20th ranked Lions defense should allow him to carry his team as well as Ian's. Another QB going against a weak pass defense is Roeshitsberger, so look out for Wallace to put up some good numbers this week.

Setbacks: Mike Tolbert
Tolbert is that power back used for the goal line mainly, even though he is a pretty good back for any other situation but I see Mathews being the one who gets the majority of the carries. Even if they plug in Tolbert when they are 5 yards from the end zone, the Jets will stop him. And if Gates does play, he may take away chances for Tolbert to punch it in.

Players to watch out for: Danario Alexander
With Lloyd added to this receiving corp, this will either cause defenses to focus on Lloyd, opening up opportunities for Alexander or Bradford will want to try to use his new weapon and take away targets for Alexander. We will see what happens this Sunday.

Final Decision
Minus Tolbert, Ian's team is solid this week and will pull of the win over Mex, by 15 points.

There you go, good luck to you all and may the Fabs be with you all, except Ryan.

-Quinton

Friday, October 21, 2011

Midseason Report Card: SFC

To all the haters who have complained of me not making picks and not contributing to the blog, I say: Fuck you, I'm busy, you aren't contributing either, and this is going to be the most interesting article you will read this season (until the Final Report Card). I will take a brief look at each team and then assign them a letter grade based on how they have been, and how much hope they have. Let's start with the SFC.

Las Tortugas NegrasHwangsaeg: Well, well, well. This IS surprising. Who would have thought that halfway through the season this team would be 5-1, leading both the SFC and the entire SNFL. Coming into the season ranked 11 in the preseason poll, after one of the most questionable drafts in SNFL history, no one thought this team would be good. But they are.
What does the future hold? At 5-1 this team needs to win 3 more to guarantee a playoff appearance. Sounds easy but is it? Wins don't come easy in the SNFL and the SFC has no guaranteed wins (not even garlic). This team faded down the stretch last year, and their current roster doesn't have the makings of an elite SNFL team. But this team has surprised so far, whose to say it won't surprise later.
Prediction: 3rd Place SFC (Playoffs)
Grade: A

Q: Yet another surprise. The fighting Q's came into this season ranked dead last in the preseason poll, with much of the blame being that they didn't think Darren McFadden would last more than 3 games into the season. He has and this team has benefitted greatly at 4-2, second in the SFC. This team is made up of a few elite stars (DMC, Aaron Rodgers), and a supporting cast. The supporting cast makes its modest contribution and the stars seal the deal.
What does the future hold? At 4-2 this team needs to win 4 games to guarantee playoffs. As long as they maintain their current course they should be able to make it, and there is no reason to believe they can't as long as Darren McFadden can stay healthy. This team has been a nice Cinderella story this year, let's see them in the playoffs.
Prediction: 2nd Place SFC (Playoffs)
Grade: A+

Core Protection: To start the season many doubted this team's decision to go with Eli Manning at QB. Six games into the season and one 68 yard TD pass to Victor Cruz later, is anyone still questioning it? I like this team a lot. It is filled with interchangable parts. There is not a lot of star power on this team, but on any given day one player can go off and make up for a bad day of another player. While the loss of Kenny Britt hurt this team a lot, Core Protection has bounced back and found ways to win. Their next goal: beat an expansion team.
What does the future hold? This team is 4-2 and looking good. They need 4 more wins to guarantee a playoff appearance. They have a good but not great QB, a good but no great RB unit (including flex), a good but not great WR unit, a good but not great TE, and a good but not great K/Def. What does this translate to? A team that won't wow you but will hang with anyone. Expect a lot of big wins with a few surprising losses coupled in there as well.
Prediction: 1st Place SFC (duh) (Playoffs), sex with your mom tonight (she didn't tell you?)
Grade: A

Team Canuckistan: The defending champs have had a rough start to the season so far this year. The fighting Canadians (haha, I made a joke) have been decimated by injuries and Eli Manning so far this season. This team's line up is completely unpredictable, with any player being able to go off at any time, but also any player being able to hang a donut. This team has been a huge headache to its owner, but it is in good hands. After all he DID win the SNFL Championship last season.
What does the future hold? Ok, seriously? This team is looking up at the top 3 teams in the SFC. Frank Gore's reemergence has been nice, and Calvin Johnson has been putting up SNFL MVP numbers but after losing Jahvid Best for the season (or most of it), along with the complete randomness this team plays with it has a lot of work to do. The teams must win 6/7 games to guarantee a playoff appearance, but 5 games could be adequate. That's tough.
Prediction: It will come down to the final game. Tony Romo has the ball for the final drive. Jonathan up by .2 over Quinton in points for, tied record. The Cowboys kneel the ball on first down, kneel again on second down, take the delay of game penalty at one second, then kneel the ball on third down. Jonathan proceeds to kill himself.
4th place SFC (No Playoffs)
Grade: B-

The Lance Armstrongs: What can be said about this team? Not much. They have no history, had an OK draft, and aren't very active. They're just kind of there. Their 2-4 record isn't great but it's not awful either. They've put up some big numbers, but also some stinkers. This team is having a decent first year in the SNFL, but is discovering that being in the SNFL isn't as easy as it looks.
What does the future hold? This team is probably out of the playoffs but will probably troll Core Protection since he can't beat expansion teams, and Jonathan just for the hell of it. This team will also be Garlic's second win. All in all this team will have an ok record but playoffs is a long shot (6/7 to guarantee, 5/7 to have a chance). Honestly the owner won't read this so that's all I have to say.
Prediction: 5th place SFC
Grade: B

Eleven's Eleven Elevolutionaries: Yikes... This team came out of the preseason as the #2 team and is 0-6. Not only are they 0-6, they haven't looked good doing it either. They are last in the SFC in points for by a mile. Why did this happen? Well... their first round pick, second round pick, and third round pick have been busts and none of their late round picks panned out. That is pain. Everyone feel for Garrick. :(
What does the future hold: Hopefully a win or two. To even have a chance at playoffs Eleven MUST win this week... and every week afterwards. They must finish the season 7-0 and even that might not be enough. If they lose this week they are mathematically out of the playoffs. However not all hope is lost. The last team to go on a L6 streak was Core Protection 2010, and they not only made the playoffs, but would have won the SNFL Championship if not for the Jacksongate scandal. But seriously. Better luck next year.
Prediction: First win over Bhavik this weekend (SFC SFC SFC) 6th place SFC
Grade: D

So that's it. The current top 3 SFC teams look to stay that way for now. But crazy things happen in the back half of the season, especially in the SFC.

-Fred

Rivalry Week

Team Canuckistan v. The Mud Eaters

AKA: PWC Bowl II Rematch

- At this point last year, these two teams were a combined 10-2 and at the top of their respective conferences. This year, they are 5-7 and currently wouldn’t make the playoffs.

- Series Record

o Regular Season: (1-0) Mud Eaters

o Postseason: (1-0) Team Canuckistan

Q v. Carnegie PantyRaiders

AKA: Mortal Enemies Bowl

- These team are both having surprise seasons, both fighting for 1st place in their conferences. When they played last year, they had a combined record of 11-13.

- Series Record

o Regular Season: (1-0) Carnegie PantyRaiders

The DAWGS v. Core Protection

AKA: PWC Bowl II ½

- Both teams have been fighting for their conference’s title since the season started, and both teams find themselves at 4-2. These are one of the few out-of-conference rivals that have met twice in the regular season before this season.

- Series Record

o Regular Season: (1-1)

Eleven'sElevenElevolutionaries v. themadoompaloompas

AKA: The Unimaginably Shitty Bowl

- Last year, both teams were, at some point, the worst team in their conference and a combined 5-11 when they met. Today, themadoompaloompas have shocked the league and are at first place in the NFC, while Eleven'sElevenElevolutionaries have tied the record for most consecutive losses.

- Series Record

o Regular Season: (1-0) themadoompaloompas

LasTortugas AmarillasHwangsaeg v. The Ox

AKA: The Black & White Bowl

- Again, this is one of those bowls with two teams going in different directions. The Ox is struggling at 2-4, while LasTortugas is in first place in the SFC and SNFL.

- Series Record

o Regular Season: (1-1)

THE TACO KINGS v. The Lance Armstrongs

AKA: The Expansion Bowl

- Last year, these teams didn’t exist. Both these teams have found out that winning in the SNFL is not as easy as it seems. It requires dedication and focus. Luckily for them, with a win one of these teams will be right back in the hunt for a playoff spot.

- Series Record

o This is the first meeting.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Power Rankings: Week 5

Special Edition: Meme Corner 

Better late than never right? The pictures don't necessarily have to do with the team they're next to, I had like 5 specifically for Kevin (you can probably guess which ones) but I felt like everyone should get one.

 TEAM   RANK      REC     COMMENTS
SNFL Carnegie PantyRaiders    1 (1)   4-0
Niggers
SNFL Q    2 (6)   3-1
Niggers
SNFL Core Protection    3 (2)   3-1
Niggers
SNFL Las Tortugas Negras    4 (5)   3-1
Niggers
SNFL themadoompaloompas    5 (3)   3-1
Niggers
SNFL The DAWGS    6 (4)   2-2
Niggers
SNFL Team Canuckistan    7 (7)   1-3
Niggers
SNFL The Ox    8 (11)   2-2
Niggers
SNFL The Lance Armstrongs    9 (8)   1-3
Niggers
SNFL Mud Eaters   10 (9)   1-3
Niggers
SNFL THE TACO KINGS   11 (12)   1-3
Niggers
SNFL Eleven's Elevolutionaries   12 (10)   0-4
Niggers


-Uncle Jon

Thursday, October 6, 2011

12 Questions: Week 5

12 Questions makes its glorious return!!!

Carnegie PantyRaiders: Why is it that only the NFC gets the super dominate no-one-can-beat team?

themadoompaloompas: Should this team be a testament to how easy it is to rebound after a complete retard drafts your team the year before?

Q: Is it the 1950's, or did I just not realize that it's okay to be blatantly racist?

Core Protection: Are we in for a lot of trolling and naming calling these next 5 days?

Las Tortugas Negras: Darrelle Revis is probably going to be on Welker this Sunday... should we just count this week as a loss?

The DAWGS: Is it just me, or is this team totally awesome?

The Ox: If this team wins their game this week, should they be on the look out for a nuggie/wedgie next week?

Team Canuckistan: The Canadiens and Maple Leafs are playing tonight... does anyone else care?

The Lance Armstrongs: Is it me, or is this owners silence... deafening... or am I running out of ideas?

The Mud Eaters: (In the spirit of trolling... I'm not gonna write anything.)

THE TACO KINGS: Are we all ready to deal with two Tacos?

Eleven'sElevenElevolutionaries: You know what's sad........................?

Seriously, if you have any witty ideas for 12 Q's, help a brotha out.

-Taylor



Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Quick Glance: Week 5

· Las Tortugas Negras vs. The Lance Armstrongs

o This is the first meeting between these two teams.

· Core Protection vs. Team Canuckistan

o The series is tied between these two teams. Last year, they finished as the top two teams in the SFC.

· THE TACO KINGS vs. Mud Eaters

o This is the first meeting between these two teams.

· Q vs. Eleven'sElevenElevolutionaries

o This series is tied between these two teams. Last year, Eleven came back from a 3-5 record to claim a SNFL playoff spot from Q who had a 5-3 record.

· The DAWGS vs. The Ox

o This Original Four matchup known as the Brother Bowl is led by The Ox 5-2 in the regular season, and 1-0 in the postseason. This is also a rematch of the 2009 SNFL Championship, where The Ox won the first ever SNFL title.

· Carnegie PantyRaiders vs. themadoompaloompas

o The Carnegie PantyRaiders lead this series 2-0 in the regular season. This is a matchup between the top two teams in the NFC and the SNFL.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Power Rankings: Week 4

Once again, I don't have time to comment on these, I hope you can all forgive me. At least I actually put these out every week, unlike those cuntholes Fred and Taylor. WHEY MY PICKS AT? WHEY MY 12Q AT?



 TEAM   RANK      REC     WHAT WE'VE LEARNED
SNFL Carnegie PantyRaiders    1 (3)   3-0
SNFL Core Protection    2 (1)   3-0
SNFL themadoompaloompas    3 (2)   3-0
SNFL The DAWGS    4 (5)   2-1
SNFL Las Tortugas Negras    5 (8)   2-1
SNFL Q    6 (6)   2-1
SNFL Team Canuckistan    7 (4)   1-2
SNFL The Lance Armstrongs    8 (7)   1-2
SNFL Mud Eaters    9 (10)   0-3
SNFL Eleven's Elevolutionaries   10 (9)   0-3
SNFL The Ox   11 (11)   1-2
SNFL THE TACO KINGS   12 (12)   0-3

-Jon

P.S.: SFC to go 5-0 this week